Can you believe it? It's already been a week. And that means more shitty kpop news.
Today we've got a hip-hop star going (back) to prison, a questionable MV model choice, and poor Nine Muses.
Today we've got a hip-hop star going (back) to prison, a questionable MV model choice, and poor Nine Muses.
- Nine Muses members don't earn very much money, but they're not going hungry at least.
- Super Junior's Leeteuk asks Google to update his profile search photo, which happened to be from his grandparents' and father's funeral, so they do — to another photo from said funeral. Needless to say, it doesn't go well.
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| At least Shin Min Ah will be known as "the hot one" in this relationship. |
- E-Sens sentenced to a year and a half in prison for tokin' a few times too many. According to the justice department, "He is not repentant." As someone who has been bummed about the disbandment of Supreme Team for years, I am even more disheartened. Time to pull out my green E-Sens mourning clothes again.
- Actress Shin Min Ah disappoints fans everywhere with low dating standards. My favorite comment on the story: "shin min ah is capable of getting hotter, younger dick than kim woo bin." Such truth.
- The model in Super Junior's surprisingly good "Devil" video is 14. Mind you, the average age of the nine active Super Junior members is 29.4 (or a whopping combined age of 265). That is all.
- Don't expect INFINITE to buy you that fancy dinner, they're putting their money in the bank.
- And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: Hwayoung learns her lesson, skillfully avoids another wardrobe malfunction.
